Well, we have hit the 28th week mark! Wowzers! I thought my first pregnancy flew by but this one takes the cake. It must have something to do with that toddler that I'm chasing all day - after all, my entire universe revolves around her at the moment.
My alarm went off at 7am this morning. It was a nightmare; one that I had carefully scheduled, but a nightmare nonetheless. I hate mornings. Really truly hate. And my current stage of exhaustion these days makes a 7am wake up call pretty abhorrent. But hey, first world problems right?! Anyhow - I headed to the doctor for my usual 4 week check up. This one was a special occasion though. The glucose screening! When pregnant with Ellinor this test went off without a hitch. I didn't even think the drink tasted bad. So I pranced into my appointment ready to go and then get on with my day. I guzzled the orange dream in about 2 minutes and so the hour timer began before the blood draw. I was only in with my doctor for 5 minutes - a pretty routine check up - then headed down the hall of the medical building to the lab. I was prepared with my Abe Lincoln biography, solitaire on my phone and a lobby of magazines to get me through the 45 minute wait.
Lucky for me (just a tad sarcastic there) the lab was having a busy morning - barely a seat in the house to choose from. I settled in and began to read. Suddenly the nausea ship set sail - and I mean it really came on quick! I told myself not to panic. After all, I hadn't had a problem with this stuff last time around. 5 minutes later I started getting shaky. Then my head felt feverish. When the sweating kicked in I knew I was toast. As luck would have it there was another pregnant lady in the lab's restroom. I wasn't about to vomit in the crowded lobby's garbage can. I tried to discreetly gather my things and head out the door - basically dying in my effort to not upchuck on the couple coming through the door at the exact time of my exit. I WAS PANICKING. No restroom available and no privacy for the next foreseeable yardage. I raced down the hall and vomited into the first garbage can I could find - a small one propping the door open to the elevator lobby. It was uncontrollable - and those of you who know me, I have no gag reflex so it's like moving heaven and earth for me to throw up.
After the horror had passed I snapped around and took a perimeter check. What a blessing! In this bustling medical building not another soul was in the lobby to witness my embarrassment. And let me tell you, I was dying. I'm a lady. I don't THROW UP IN PUBLIC. This is where the real charmer comes in - I had to use the inside of my jacket to wipe my mouth. I felt like Ellinor at that moment, just using whatever I had on. Haha. I made my way back into the lab and found an empty restroom. I quickly snagged it and cleaned myself up. I wasn't too much of a mess actually, thank goodness - I just won't mention what I had to get out of a few strands of my hair. Rinsed my mouth best I could, brushed my hair and waltzed out as if no big thing had just happened.
I sat back down in the lobby and tried not to pass out - extreme body shakes, nausea and fatigue kept me company for the rest of my wait. I was given the OK to continue with the test and submitted to the blood draw at the required time.
My mom assures me this is a common occurrence with pregnant women and the glucose drink. I am still mortified a bit. The joys of pregnancy. This time around it has really thrown me for a loop. Hopefully all comes back well from the results and I do not have to go through this again. Fingers crossed!!
On a happy note, all looks well with baby girl! :) We are now in the final countdown. An appointment every 2 weeks moving forward to check on things. My next ultrasound is Jan 25th. I am looking forward to seeing her again! I am starting to get both really excited and anxious about my impending due date. I have the nesting bug, that's for sure. Time to sew, paint and organize!
Oh no!! Sorry to hear about your glucose test, or the expelling of it!lol My mom tells me she always threw hers up too. You're not alone!
ReplyDeleteI love reading these blogs. You're so funny! And it's awesome to be able to relate with someone I know who is due at the same time. So fun :)
Sydney